- Feel: Fast arcade ice hockey—checks, passes, catch-and-shoot all stick; easy to pick up, positioning and timing are the real gate.
- Story: You lead Angus MacShaggy’s crew to revive hockey; lose a run and it’s over—bizarre opponents and absurd events along the way.
- Hook: Roguelike team-building jammed into hockey—recruit, stack skills, bribe refs; swap squads and the whole match plays differently.
- Look & sound: Bright cartoon 3D, exaggerated motion; skate scrapes, crowd jeers, and the score push the rink energy up.
- Mood: Absurd and lively—corrupt refs, a farting princess, a golf squad take turns; even a loss makes you want another run.
- Polish: Early Access to 1.0 on 2026-10-23—campaign rebuild, nineteen squads, ~90% Steam positive; no native online multiplayer.
- Length & value: ~$19.99 list (~10% off now); permanent unlocks plus local play up to ten—plenty of replay for the price.
- Scope: Not a sim; arcade feel, roster building, and local chaos only—online multiplayer simply not in scope.
- Similar: Absurd sports → Mutant Football League; roguelike stack-up itch close to Slay the Spire, just on ice.
—— Seinorin